DJ Absolutely Shit

Screaming Kids And A Messy House EP

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Most heads are now aware that DJ Absolutely Shit is in fact; Red Laser duo Il Bosco & Metrodome, but for the purposes of penning more funnier write-ups, we're gonna continue to pretend that he's Bosco's crackhead cousin from Irlam init. Have you heard the latest? Apparently he's managed to pay off most that 9-bar debt that he owed them 'Ells Angels with all that Red Laser paypal dosh he got from the Pomona Island EP but he's only gone and gotten himself into a load more bother by ticking 2 oz of truck offa the Albs then losing it all playin' crack darts with a load of nutters in some high rise in Ashton. Fortunately for Ab Shit - Pharaoh Brunson got wind of his latest predicament, organszed a sit down with Big Gjergj and crew down the snooker club and managed to broker a repayment plan. If anyone was wondering why Red Laser club night ticket prices have gone up by 2 quid - there's ya reason. Anyway, having smoothed things over with the Albanian mafia (and smashing 'em all at pool), Brunson demanded that Ab Shit immediately compensate Red Laser Corp by diggin' out some more crusty tapes from the 90's to make even more mega bangers out of. His latest effort, the 'Screaming Kids and a Messy House' EP (titled in homage to the scenes at cousin Bosco's gaff on the regular) is another sortee of absolute break 'ardcore genius guaranteed to turn even the most boring, tee-total, folk loving, plane spotting, church going Geography teacher into the most buzzingest loved-up mega raving G on the dancefloor... Super heavy duty breaks here folks - already garnering support from some proper heavy heads. *As part of the Albanian treaty, Brunson also demanded that he changes his name to DJ Absolutely 'Sick' so we don't have to keep changing artwork to say S**t instead of Shit for all these snide instagram boosts Bosco keeps doing but he told us to fuck off.

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Release Date

02.02.2023

Cat No

RL45

Tracklist

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Track 2
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Track 3
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Track 4
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Breakbeatz
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Techno
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Breakbeatz
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Red Laser
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Techno
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Bass Music
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Breakbeatz
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Pomona Island EP Red Laser
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Techno
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Breakbeatz
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Techno
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Breakbeatz
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Red Laser
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Techno
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