Rumours have been swirling that Hillary D. Rodham has teamed up with Wall Street to take on the Kremlin’s most powerful sleeper agent and dearest droog of Mr. Putin, Donald Trump. In response, Trump has hired a group of hackers to penetrate the DNC’s e-mail server. For unknown reasons several of the files attached to these e-mails have been labeled as ‘Stereoyunost’. Wikileaks was kind enough to release audio recordings to Mysidian that were found on the server and have immediately been pressed to vinyl. Don Jones & Bill Benjamins have been linked to the recordings but we’re still unsure who Stereoyunost is and the connection they all have with each other.