Hey, Rex The Dog is back and his lasers are stronger than ever. Throw your hands in the air and watch your fingers drop one by one. No, you won't feel pain. As much damage "Crasher" does - it's cause and relief in one. 
Like analgetic trance? 
You said the t-word! 
I said the a-word, too. 
Right. Can I still crash on your couch?