Groundbreaking scientific news from the franconian space hq. ministers Johannes Albert and Johannes Paluka did some research on the moon for their new moon-project. They told us about the days and that it’s not that quiet anymore up there as people thought so far. Don’t expect weightlessness up there, expect more Abfahrt, they report. But they also discovered new robot dance moves in the nighttime. Better known as the dark side. As always international interest in this is huge. Moon, the first franconian techno-scientifics in space, checked out the area with very special research findings. Smells like future historical stuff.