Johannes Broch-Due

The Newspaper Says

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10 Reasons why you should get “The Newspaper Says" 1) The Newspaper Says will help you relax. If you close your eyes and put on “The Newspaper Says” - I can guarantee you that you will feel your stress leave. It will relieve you. 2) Listening to The Newspaper Says will help you get in touch with yourself. The music is all about the soul. Music is the language of the human spirit – and you need to talk that language sometimes. Without this language, you forget what life is about. “The Newspaper Says” reminds you. 3) The 28 Page booklet is packed with lyrics, great photography and thoughts on music and life. Reading the booklet while listening to the music vastly improves the experience. The Booklet adds more personality to the Album. 4) Did I mention the Photography? Ziyi Hbw is an incredibly talented Photographer. The Photos she took look amazing. 5) The Newspaper Says will look good in your record collection. You will have an underground album from a still obscure musician – This gives you street cred! With this new and hard earned street cred, you can ask your boss for a raise! “In 60 % of the times it works every time.” 6) When you get “The Newspaper Says” you have my permission to steal something from your local grocery store. 7) If you order “The Newspaper Says” right now, you will get one of 200 signed copies. I will only sign 200 copies, no more. That's a promise. This means – When I become famous, you become rich! When the 200 signed Albums are gone and people ask if I can still sign it, I will have to sign something else. 8) If you get “The Newspaper Says” you prove to yourself and everyone that you are a smart and intelligent person. - No further explanation needed, you are smart right? 9) Brazilian Guitar + Passion for Music * Hard diligent work^2 + Ambition = 4007 => Something worth owning. 10) Summary: Your soul will prosper – you can finally relax – The quality of your life will improve. Music sets the tone of your mood. Listen to “The Newspaper Says” regularly, close your eyes and think about your life. You will see it become clearer to you what your life is about. 11) I thought we agreed on 10 reasons. You don't get another reason. Don't make me sell it so hard! - Allright! There is no extra cost for shipping - wherever you live. (Also if you are a beduin in the desert. - Especially if you are a beduin in the desert). Have fun and enjoy the Album, Johannes.

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25.07.2016

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